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Yes! This is what I really look like.

Every review—yes, 100% of them—confirms I look EXACTLY like my photos! And why wouldn't they? I'm deep into bodybuilding, where the judges' attention to body detail rivals Michelangelo's. 😄

BULKING & SHREDDING • Speaking of which, training for these competitions requires a bulking process followed by a shredding cycle. Bulking, as you might deduce, creates more circumference and muscle mass, resulting in a plumper, slightly thicker smooth skin laying over some serious peaks and valleys of muscle defintion. Think Michaelangelo's Statue of David or pick any of the images in my gallery below that don't show a veined body. Side Note: yes, there's been speculation about Michelangelo's fascination with male forms, but let's keep moving. Shredding is characterized by thinned out skin to show off as much as possible what's underneath of it. Those would be the pictures of mine with a roadmap of veins.

CURRENTLY, I'm in the bulking phase, but I'll be transitioning to shredding just in time for summer. Keep this page bookmarked for updates on my progress and stage in the cycle.

LOOK INTO MY EYES

If you are wondering why you can't see my face in any of my pictures, that's simple. The photographer was legaly blind and 4'10" and struggled to fit my 6'2" frame in the focus area. That's what I get for using Groupon and being an Equal Opportunity Employer. Fortunately, I am no stranger to selfies. While they are not as elegant as the ones below, I'll gladly send some recent face pics after you send yours via text or email. 😊 I'll send more than one pic once I receive yours. Please, no requests for custom pics to confirm my identity—that would require getting another Groupon. But if you really, really, really need some pictures not published here, I'll take a few selfies. It's time-consuming, though, and if you read my rates page, I base all my rates on time. I would need to charge you one full hourly rate via Venmo or CashApp. You'll get up to 3 extra pics per 1-hour rate, none showing nudity, and definitely no custom poses or outfits.

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