CONTACT
Whew you made it! Thanks for taking the next step in setting up a meeting. I am soooo looking forward to hearing from you and finding out more about you! Feel free to contact me via VOICE, TEXT or EMAIL. If I don't pick-up, just leave a message and I will get back to you ASAP. No matter what avenue you choose, please include the following details in your message: Your Name, Age, whether you're a Local or Visitor, the Date and Time you're interested in, the Length of the requested appointment, the Location of where you are planning on meeting, how you discovered my services, and perhaps something interesting about yourself since you already know a bit about me.
Please keep in mind that my schedule fills up quickly, and I'm selective with whom I choose to spend time with.
Hopefully, you're smarter than a 5th Grader?
- Using explicit or inappropriate language is about as effective as using crayons instead of a #2 pencil on a standardized test. :-)
- Withheld / Private / Invisible Phone Numbers get invisible answers.
- If your initial text says "Hey" or "Hi" and nothing else, I will assume you are on the Telegram Texting Plan and are being charged by the word. So I will save you the cost of a response.
- If your initial text says "How R U" and nothing else of substance, upon the advice of my lawyer, I abstain from answering that question.